Do you always point to magnetic north?
The fuck is this?
my day is made.
The fuck? The fuck?
The fuck is in the air?
There’s white shit everywhere~
I must be fuckin’ baked
And this shit’s pro’lly fake
The hell, Jack, did we take?
the fuck? the fuck?
there’s somethin’ fucking wrong
these bitches singin’ songs
the streets are lined with sketchy creatures laughing
why the fuck is they so happy?
goddamn these things are creepy!
the fuck is this?
jesus h christ.
IT GOT BETTER
Sometimes, you have to reblog yourself.
Phoenix ForceRETURN TO SENDER.
Now we can REALLY start calling ya Goggles! Eh? Eehhhhh?
I know it’s your special day and all but who’s gonna be paying for the reception? Because I know that Logan and Scott sure as heck aren’t gonna front the bill, and it seems you have quite the invitation list.
Dear Quentin Quire,
Is it just me, or have you been 16-ish for 10 years now?
Have you guys seen The Avengers yet?
I hear they are have auditions for the mutant Bachelorette. Just saying.
Dear Erik Lensherr,
Are you happy that Mitt Romney won out on the Republican candidacy? Also, would you consider joining him as running mate?
Exactly WHERE do you get off, starting a war with The Avengers without asking anyone if they had plans, first? I am PRETTY SURE Piotr was TRYING TO TELL YOU, earlier, in the conference room, that he wanted you to let Iliana off for a day so he could take her to Coney Island and they could get cotton candy and hot pretzels and ride the ferris wheel. AND, I am pretty positive that Emma forgot to program the VCR to record Real Housewives, and you KNOW how she gets when she misses her programs. WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU!?